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Ali Larter on Lucky

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Ali Larter photo appeared on the cover of the May issue of Lucky magazine, which went on sale the other day. When asked about her comments on her choice of clothes she says, “I like my clothes to be able to take on my mood rather than tell me my mood. When something looks great on me, I don’t even question it. I just buy it, because who knows when I’ll find the next just-right thing?”.

Maths genius turned hooker

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Sufiah decided to CONFESS ALL after we revealed how the former child prodigy was working as a £130-an-hour prostitute while studying for a masters in economics. It is the latest heartbreaking twist to a life that seemed so full of promise—but went tragically wrong when she cracked under the pressure of her bullying father’s cruel academic regime and fled university at 15.

She says, “People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,” she says. “I’ve always had a high sex drive—and now I’m getting all the sex I want—and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend. “I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him oral sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild.
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Shilpa Shetty in shoots for Dostana

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One of the oldest B-town residents who had all-of-a-sudden become an ‘instant-NRI’, all thanks to her racist loud cries and howls in ‘Big Brother’ is back to where she belongs- Bollywood. Well, no prizes for guessing that we are indeed talking about Shilpa Shetty, who is back to Bollywood (’via Miami’) to ‘nibhaao’ her Dostana, a Tarun Mansukhani directed and John-Abhishek-Priyanka starrer, in which she features in an item number. The snap features her in the bike-track with professional bikers, which is supposed to be the highlight of the song!

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Wine turns into live blood of Jesus Christ

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Many years ago a true miracle happened in the church of Italian town Lanchano. During the Blessed Sacrament the bread and wine changed into live flesh and blood of Jesus Christ! “The Bible says, God Himself takes part in the Blessed Sacrament. Now I undoubtedly believe it – I have seen it with my own eyes”, one of the palmers said. For many years the unique Christian relics have been stored inside San-Legontsiy church. Even today thousands of palmers from around the world come to see the sacred relics. Each of them can’t control tears of happiness.

The miracle happened in the 8th century AD in the town of Lanchano, situated on the bank of Adriatic Sea. The name of the town is translated from Italian as “spear”. This name iIt is not by chance – they say that centurion Longin that pierced the heart of dead Jesus Christ, was of Lanchano origin. In the 8th century the church was situated in the outskirts of the town and belonged to Bazilian monks of the Greek Orthodox. For Christians Blessed Sacrament is one of the most sacred ceremonies and the most important part of the service. After the priest’s prays bread and wine that he puts in God’s Cup turn into blood and flesh of Jesus Christ.
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Lucky Old man

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Photo: Bridget Marquardt, Hef, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Hef’s 82nd birthday party in Vegas

HOLLY: This is it. This is the year Puffin’s gonna propose!

HEF: Uh-oh. Did I remember my teeth?

KENDRA: This counts as a kiss, right? Seriously, if I have to touch that old dude one more time…

HOLLY: Puffin and I are going to be together forever! Or at least till he kicks the bucket and I get his fortune. BWAA-HAA-HAA!

HEF: Who is this nice girl kissing me? Is that Anna Nicole?

BRIDGET: I’m just going to say it — I look pretty great.

KENDRA: Finish taking the freaking picture already! I have to find out if Memphis won…

HOLLY: Let’s try telepathy: You can’t wait to propose to Holly. You can’t wait to propose to Holly…

HEF: I can’t wait… to go home. Pretty sure there’s a new episode of Three’s Company on TV tonight. I love that wacky Jack Tripper! He should win an Emmy this year.